Cats, dogs, people -- funny and heartbreaking stories from a pet veterinarian With insight and humor, Dr. Philipp Schott shares tales from the unlikely path he took into his career of veterinary science and anecdotes from his successful small-animal clinic. Dr. Schott brings to his writing the benefit of many years of expertise. Wisdom he imparts on readers includes the best way to give your cat a pill, how to prevent your very handy dog from opening a fridge, and how to handle your fish when it has half-swallowed another. Through these and other experiences, Dr. Schott also learned that veterinary medicine is as much, if not more, about the people as it is the animals. And he will have you laughing and crying as you embark on this journey of discovery with him.
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| Preface | p. ix |
| The Making of a Veterinarian | p. 1 |
| Bobo the Christmas Gerbil | p. 1 |
| The Accidental Veterinarian | p. 4 |
| Mook | p. 7 |
| Making the Call | p. 10 |
| Hogwarts on the South Saskatchewan | p. 14 |
| So You Want to Be a Veterinarian | p. 18 |
| The Art of Veterinary Medicine | p. 23 |
| A Mile Wide | p. 23 |
| The Naming | p. 26 |
| Mismatch | p. 29 |
| Supersonic Octopus | p. 34 |
| An Open Letter to the Client in the Park Whose Name I Forgot | p. 36 |
| Please Repeat That in English | p. 39 |
| Why Hasn't the Doctor Called Me Back Yet? | p. 42 |
| The Lonesome Zebra | p. 45 |
| Be Kind to Your Veterinarian | p. 47 |
| The Ugly | p. 50 |
| All the Wacky People | p. 52 |
| The Anatomy of a Vet Bill | p. 54 |
| Taboo | p. 57 |
| At the Very Heart of It All | p. 60 |
| Cats & Dogs & Paranoia | p. 63 |
| In the Dark | p. 66 |
| Black Coat | p. 69 |
| When Darkness Overwhelms | p. 71 |
| Chomp, Chomp | p. 75 |
| The Science of Veterinary Medicine | p. 81 |
| The Known Unknown Unknowns | p. 81 |
| The Purr | p. 85 |
| The Wild Arctic Chihuahua | p. 88 |
| The Nature of Nature | p. 90 |
| The Stoic and the Cassandra | p. 93 |
| Pilling the Cat | p. 95 |
| The Firehose and the Pudding | p. 98 |
| Rainbow of Poo | p. 102 |
| Begins with the Letter "A" | p. 105 |
| Yellow | p. 108 |
| Bread and Ears | p. 111 |
| Cough, Hack, Wheeze | p. 114 |
| That Distemperment Shot | p. 117 |
| Spay Day | p. 120 |
| Getting Tutored | p. 124 |
| Take the Parka Challenge | p. 126 |
| The Cats Who Might Be Canaries | p. 128 |
| The C Word | p. 131 |
| Making the Decision | p. 134 |
| Do They Know It's Christmas? | p. 138 |
| Cat Goes Mad | p. 140 |
| When the Sky Goes Boom | p. 142 |
| Elwood Regrets Nothing | p. 146 |
| The Ineffable Weirdness of Dentistry | p. 148 |
| Feeling Ticklish? | p. 151 |
| The Ballad of the Prairie Plea | p. 154 |
| There Are Worms in My Heart | p. 156 |
| A Dog's Mind | p. 160 |
| Peculiar Tales from Veterinary Practice | p. 165 |
| Consider the Ostrich | p. 165 |
| The Smallest Heart | p. 168 |
| Spunky Swings Low | p. 171 |
| Fish of Death | p. 174 |
| Really? Anywhere? | p. 177 |
| Finnegan vs. the Pot Roast | p. 180 |
| "Nasty, Big, Pointy Teeth" | p. 185 |
| Petty Chew | p. 187 |
| What the Seeing Eye Dog Saw | p. 192 |
| Leroy and the Sombrero | p. 194 |
| A Thing I Am Terrible At | p. 197 |
| Edward's Really Bad Day | p. 200 |
| Sniff the Teddy | p. 204 |
| He Ate What?! | p. 207 |
| About a Duck | p. 209 |
| Epilogue: Haiku for My Dog | p. 215 |
| Acknowledgements | p. 217 |
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Cats, dogs, people -- funny and heartbreaking stories from a pet veterinarian With insight and humor, Dr. Philipp Schott shares tales from the unlikely path he took into his career of veterinary science and anecdotes from his successful small-animal clinic. Dr. Schott brings to his writing the benefit of many years of expertise. Wisdom he imparts on readers includes the best way to give your cat a pill, how to prevent your very handy dog from opening a fridge, and how to handle your fish when it has half-swallowed another. Through these and other experiences, Dr. Schott also learned that veterinary medicine is as much, if not more, about the people as it is the animals. And he will have you laughing and crying as you embark on this journey of discovery with him.
| Preface | p. ix |
| The Making of a Veterinarian | p. 1 |
| Bobo the Christmas Gerbil | p. 1 |
| The Accidental Veterinarian | p. 4 |
| Mook | p. 7 |
| Making the Call | p. 10 |
| Hogwarts on the South Saskatchewan | p. 14 |
| So You Want to Be a Veterinarian | p. 18 |
| The Art of Veterinary Medicine | p. 23 |
| A Mile Wide | p. 23 |
| The Naming | p. 26 |
| Mismatch | p. 29 |
| Supersonic Octopus | p. 34 |
| An Open Letter to the Client in the Park Whose Name I Forgot | p. 36 |
| Please Repeat That in English | p. 39 |
| Why Hasn't the Doctor Called Me Back Yet? | p. 42 |
| The Lonesome Zebra | p. 45 |
| Be Kind to Your Veterinarian | p. 47 |
| The Ugly | p. 50 |
| All the Wacky People | p. 52 |
| The Anatomy of a Vet Bill | p. 54 |
| Taboo | p. 57 |
| At the Very Heart of It All | p. 60 |
| Cats & Dogs & Paranoia | p. 63 |
| In the Dark | p. 66 |
| Black Coat | p. 69 |
| When Darkness Overwhelms | p. 71 |
| Chomp, Chomp | p. 75 |
| The Science of Veterinary Medicine | p. 81 |
| The Known Unknown Unknowns | p. 81 |
| The Purr | p. 85 |
| The Wild Arctic Chihuahua | p. 88 |
| The Nature of Nature | p. 90 |
| The Stoic and the Cassandra | p. 93 |
| Pilling the Cat | p. 95 |
| The Firehose and the Pudding | p. 98 |
| Rainbow of Poo | p. 102 |
| Begins with the Letter "A" | p. 105 |
| Yellow | p. 108 |
| Bread and Ears | p. 111 |
| Cough, Hack, Wheeze | p. 114 |
| That Distemperment Shot | p. 117 |
| Spay Day | p. 120 |
| Getting Tutored | p. 124 |
| Take the Parka Challenge | p. 126 |
| The Cats Who Might Be Canaries | p. 128 |
| The C Word | p. 131 |
| Making the Decision | p. 134 |
| Do They Know It's Christmas? | p. 138 |
| Cat Goes Mad | p. 140 |
| When the Sky Goes Boom | p. 142 |
| Elwood Regrets Nothing | p. 146 |
| The Ineffable Weirdness of Dentistry | p. 148 |
| Feeling Ticklish? | p. 151 |
| The Ballad of the Prairie Plea | p. 154 |
| There Are Worms in My Heart | p. 156 |
| A Dog's Mind | p. 160 |
| Peculiar Tales from Veterinary Practice | p. 165 |
| Consider the Ostrich | p. 165 |
| The Smallest Heart | p. 168 |
| Spunky Swings Low | p. 171 |
| Fish of Death | p. 174 |
| Really? Anywhere? | p. 177 |
| Finnegan vs. the Pot Roast | p. 180 |
| "Nasty, Big, Pointy Teeth" | p. 185 |
| Petty Chew | p. 187 |
| What the Seeing Eye Dog Saw | p. 192 |
| Leroy and the Sombrero | p. 194 |
| A Thing I Am Terrible At | p. 197 |
| Edward's Really Bad Day | p. 200 |
| Sniff the Teddy | p. 204 |
| He Ate What?! | p. 207 |
| About a Duck | p. 209 |
| Epilogue: Haiku for My Dog | p. 215 |
| Acknowledgements | p. 217 |
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