The book that blows raspberries at death and gives Father Time a good kick in the pants--yes, everyone has to grow old, but with this book at least they can do it disgracefully You're older, you're wiser, and the world is your oyster--as long as you've taken your pills and are back in time for your TV programs. This guide offers top tips on how to indulge in those pastimes that only silver surfers and golden oldies truly understand. Chapters include Essential Clutter--i.e. reading glasses, tissues, and a walking stick, of course--The Grey Matter, Forty Winks, and Pimp Your Ride--all about how to "pimp out" an electric scooter. So, stop messing with your comb over and pick up this hilarious book that's wasted on the young. Now is the time to revel in hogging the slow lane--you've earned it
