The Complete Instructions for Every Man's Life From Tim Allen, Bryant Gumbel, Norman Schwarzkopf, Dave Barry, Chuck Yeager, Charlie Daniels, and hundreds of other men and women everywhere comes the kind of tried-and-true advice and information every guy needs if he wants to be able to: Lose weight and get fit Choose a wife Clean a catfish Create a pension plan Choose a suit Rig a Web browser Find his way home no matter where he is Bend waitresses to his will Talk hardware Open a restaurant Hang out at the beach Get buff brains Hang out with his old man Get a pro shave Buy a house in the country Evaluate an ogle from a woman Field dress a deer Discern different types of women's orgasms
"Forget Tolstoy Skip the Shakespeare In a world of angry, mixed-up women and pitiless, incompetent bosses, this book may be the only friend you have. Fortunately, it's also the only one you'll ever need." --Harry Stein, author of "One of the Guys"
|Paperback Book, 484 pages||English|
|Harper Perennial (Unknown)||Unknown|
|9780060951412||7.36 x 9.15 x 1.30 inches|