Please note that the content of this book primarily consists of articles available from Wikipedia or other free sources online. Pages: 45. Chapters: Lemony Snicket, V.F.D. members, Violet Baudelaire, List of supporting A Series of Unfortunate Events characters, Count Olaf, Baudelaire family, Count Olaf's theater troupe, Snicket family, Klaus Baudelaire, Sunny Baudelaire, Quagmire family, Bald man with the long nose, Esme Squalor, Arthur Poe, Beatrice Baudelaire. Excerpt: In the children's novel series A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket, many characters are members of a secret organization known as V.F.D. The following is a list all of the known members of V.F.D. Carmelita Spats is the unofficially adopted daughter of Count Olaf and Esme Squalor and possibly a V.F.D member. She often calls people whom she deems to be lesser than herself (of which there are many) "Cakesniffers." Carmelita Spats first appears in the fifth book in the series, The Austere Academy, where she is described by Snicket as "rude, violent filthy." The book opens explaining that "If you were going to give a gold medal to the least delightful person on Earth, you would have to give that medal to a person named Carmelita Spats, and if you didn't give it to her, Carmelita Spats was the sort of person who would snatch it from your hands anyway." Snicket warns that one should stay as far from Carmelita as possible, and Duncan Quagmire tells the Baudelaires that the less time a person spends with her the happier he or she will be. Carmelita is portrayed as a bully at the Prufrock Preparatory School, where Sunny, Klaus and Violet Baudelaire board, in The Austere Academy. Showing prejudice, Carmelita bullies both the Baudalaires and the Quagmires for being orphans. She uses a staple term, "Cakesniffers," (and once "Saladsniffers," when Sunny falls asleep in her salad) to refer to anyone whom she holds in contempt, chiefly the Baudelaires. Her constant labelling of people as "Cakesniffe...